My Favorite Lyric from Every Taylor Swift Song

A Deeply Scientific and Utterly Necessary Survey

How to Infiltrate the Weird World of Birdwatching

Your Burning Birding Questions Answered by a Total Non-Expert

There is a type of bird called a brood parasite, which as a reproductive strategy lays its eggs in the nests of…

Your Official Tiering of ‘Garfield’ Characters

Big, Fat, Hairy Deal

Garfield the cat took his first steps on June 19, 1978. While most cats barely make it to double digits due to their fragile mortality, ol’ Garf has been plugging along for four decades now…

A Review of Like 15 Versions of “Good King Wenceslas” I Found on YouTube

The Difference Between Ordinary People and Creative People Is More Dragons

How I Fixed the Dumbest and…

And Now, My Thoughts Upon ‘Cats,’ the Film

Spoiler alert, I guess? But also, does it matter?

Your Official Tiering of State Birds

From Feathers in Caps to Cardinal Sins

Alcohol Math

Most people who know me know that I enjoy alcohol, math, and combinations thereof. But what is the most efficient way to drink, maximizing alcohol content and minimizing price? I investigated.

There are obviously an enormous number of alcohols in the world, sold at different…

An Oral History Of Hamilton: The Musical (In The Style Of Clickhole)

(This was originally written last year on an old blog of mine)

Hip-hop and the Founding Fathers of America don’t sound like an obvious match, but Hamilton, a (mostly) hip-hop musical…